Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Emo men? Or bad crossdressers?

I can no longer tell the difference. Scene, emo... same shit to me.

These emos believe that their dark and quirky personality can be conveyed through having your eyes covered by girly hair, wearing jeans in which even the most minuscule of testicles could not survive, and listening to some of the worst music ever made.

Today I saw one such individual walking down the street. His jeans were so tight he couldn't quite fit them over his ass. He was walking down the street with his knees very far apart to prevent his jeans from falling off, much like if you were to take a crap and had to walk down a hallway with your pants around your ankles to reach for the toilet paper.

Say what you will about these losers, they do provide you with a good laugh once in a while.


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